I’m sorry, I can’t hear your annoying voice over the sound of me playing The Beatles. You want me to go over to your house today? I’m sorry, I can’t, I’m too busy playing croquet. Barack Obama, who’s that? Is he related to Queen Elizabeth? Oh yes, I do know your friend John Smith from England, we’re actually very good friends. Would you like a scone? I have a room especially for my scones. Oh, didn’t you know? Yeah, I’m best friends with JK Rowling. And I’m English… I make tea not war.